...

 

Jay: ... you wouldn’t throw away hangers,

would you?

 

God: how many do you have?

 

Jay: four-hundred seventy-eight and a half

 

God: what’s the half?

 

Jay: that’s the broken one,

can’t find the other half

 

God: so you saved half a hanger?

 

Jay: yup

 

God: why?

 

Jay: what if I need half a hanger

later in life?

 

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